Wednesday, February 3, 2010

How many of you were confused by the 'Lost' premiere?


Warning, SPOILERS ahead. If you haven’t seen the season premiere of Lost yet (that’s you out on the West Coast!), you might not want to continue past the jump yet. Lost fans who have now seen the premiere can read ahead for some explanation from Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof. (Comments are likely to be full of spoilers also, you’ve been warned again.)

Once upon a time in Germany, a very smart and spiritual man tried to answer a very tricky and troubling question. In a world created by an allegedly benevolent and omnipotent God, why the heck is there suffering and evil? In the world of philosophy, this field of inquiry is called Theodicy, generally defined as an attempt to understand and justify the behavior of God. The genius German dude thought long and hard about this “problem of evil” question and came up with an answer that was unusually heady for the time. He said that despite the existence of evil, this world is actually “the best of all possible worlds,” as if our universe is the least offensive of countless alternatives, or even a pastiche comprised of pieces from the best parts of all. Wild.

Over the next 300 years, physicists, philosophers, and science fiction writers have blown out Gottfried Leibniz’s “possible worlds” concept in many different radical, challenging directions to serve all sorts of scientific and intellectual purposes, their various nuanced permutations producing a slough of different, seemingly synonymous yet not necessarily equal terms. Parallel worlds. Many worlds. Alternate realities. Mirror realities. Modal realities. Pocket universes. Bubble universes. And my favorite, “Island universes,” because it reminds me of a TV show I’m supposedly writing about, one that has referenced perhaps the foremost philosopher in this field, David Lewis.

Today, there are eggheads who believe that these “island universes” or whatnot are real — that they exist somewhere, as real and concrete as “our world,” inhabited by variations of ourselves. Naturally, this assertion has invited intense debate. Where are these worlds? Can we find them? If so, can we access them? Communicate with them? Visit them? Is there one “official world” and all the others of deviations? Did all these worlds pop into being at the same time, or do we continually create new worlds with every choice and non-choice? If so, do the other versions of you that exist across the multiverse of worlds create new worlds with their choices and non-choices, too? And who are these other “yous,” anyway? Are you separate, unique individuals? Do you share consciousness and/or a soul? Are you and your other yous destined to reach similar fates, played out through different events or circumstances? Are you and your other yous unique entities with unique destinies? Yes? No? Who knows? What does any of this Fringe-sounding s— have anything to do with Lost?!?!

Maybe everything. Maybe… nothing! Maybe something somewhere in the middle. What’s definitely for certain is this: If you’ve seen the season premiere of Lost (final SPOILER ALERT now!), you now know the hush-hush new storytelling device for the final season is this whole notion of parallel worlds. We were presented with two of them: one in which Oceanic 815 never crashed; and another that keeps continuity with the past five years of Lost having all the characters trapped in the Dharma Initiative past magically uploaded to the Island present of 2007 where the Jacob-Fake Locke-Ben drama is all going down. I’ll have a lot more to say on this tomorrow AM in my recap. But before then, I bring you news from two guys who you probably MOST want to hear from right now: Lost exec producers Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof. My “Totally Lost” partner Dan Snierson and I sat down with them to talk about the year’s”flash-sideways” storytelling device. Jokes Damon Lindelof: “You [had] all these fundamental mysteries going into season 6. What’s the Monster? What’s the Island? Why is Richard Alpert not able to age? But here’s this new mystery. How dare they! How dare they present us with a new mystery at this late stage in the game!”

Fortunately, here are the producers to offer some assurance of answers and provide some helpful context for season 6.

EW: The whole idea of flash-sideways and the plan to use season 6 to show us a world where Oceanic 815 never crashed — how long has that been in the works? Why did you want to do it?


DAMON LINDELOF: It’s been in play for at least a couple of years. We knew that the ending of the time travel season was going to be an attempt to reboot. And as a result, we [knew] the audience was going to come out of the “do-over moment” thinking we were either going start over or just say it didn’t work and continue on. [We thought] wouldn’t it be great if we did both? That was the origin of the story.


CARLTON CUSE: We thought just doing one [of those options] would inherently not be satisfying. Since the very beginning of the show, characters started crossing through each other’s stories. Part of our desire [in season 6] is to show that there’s still this kind of weave, that these characters still would have impacted each other’s lives even without the event of crashing on the Island. Obviously, the big question of the season is going to be: How do these [two timelines] reconcile? However, for the fans who have not watched the show closely, that’s an intact narrative. You can just watch the flash sideways — they stand alone all by themselves. For the fans who are more deeply embedded in the show, you can watch those flash sideways, compare them to what transpired in the flashbacks and go, “Oh, that’s an interesting difference.”


LINDELOF: Right out of the gate, in the first five minutes of the premiere, you get hit over the head with two things that you’re not expecting. The first is that Desmond is on the plane. The second thing that we do is we drop out of the plane and we go below the water and we see that the Island is submerged. What we’re trying to do there is basically say to you, “God bless the survivors of Oceanic 815, because they’re so self-centered, they thought the only effect [of detonating the bomb] was going to be that their plane never crashes.” But they don’t stop to think, “If we do this in 1977, what else is going to affected by this?” So that their entire lives can be changed radically. In fact, it would appear that they’ve sunken the Island. That’s our way of saying, “Keep your eyes peeled for the differences that you’re not expecting.” Some of these characters were still in Australia, but some weren’t. Shannon’s not there. Boone actually says that he tried to get her back. There are all sorts of other people that we don’t see. Where’s Libby? Where’s Ana Lucia? Where’s Eko? These are all the things that you’re supposed to be thinking about. When our characters posited the “What if?” scenario, they neglected to think about what the other effects of potentially changing time might be and we’re embracing those things.

That said, are you saying definitively that detonating Jughead was the event that created this new timeline? Or is that a mystery which the season 6 story will reveal?


LINDELOF: It’s a mystery. A big one.


CUSE: We did have some concern that it might be confusing kind of going into the season. To clear that up a little bit: The archetypes of the characters are the same and that’s the most significant thing. Kate is still a fugitive. If you were to look at the Comic-Con video, for instance, that now comes into play. There was a different scenario in that story. She basically blew up an apprentice plumber as opposed to killing her biological father/stepfather. Those kind of differences exist, but who the characters fundamentally are is the same. If it becomes too confusing for you, you can just follow the flash sideways for what they are. It’s not as though there’s narrative that hangs on the fact that you need to know that this event was different in that world, in the flashback world versus the sideways world. That’s not critical for being able to process the narrative this season.

Is there a relationship between Island reality and sideways reality? Will they run parallel for the remainder of the season? Will they fuse together? Might one fade away?


LINDELOF: For us, the big risk that we’re taking in the final season of the show is basically this very question. [Lindelof then explains the show has replaced the trademark “whoosh!” sound effect marking the segue between Island present story and flashbacks or flash-forwards, thus calling conspicuous attention to the relationship between the Island world and the Sideways world.] This is the critical mystery of the season, which is, “What is the relationship between these two shows?” And we don’t use the phrase “alternate reality,” because to call one of them an “alternate reality” is to infer that one of them isn’t real, or one of them is real and the other is the alternate to being real.


CUSE: But the questions you’re asking are exactly the right questions. What are we to make of the fact that they’re showing us two different timelines? Are they going to resolve? Are they going to connect? Are they going to co-exist in parallel fashion? Are they going to cross? Do they intersect? Does one prove to be viable and the other one not? I think those are all the kind of speculations that are the right speculations to be having at this point in the season.


LINDELOF: But it is going to require patience. We’ve taught the audience how to be patient thus far, so while they’re getting a lot of mythological answers on the island early in the season, this idea of what is the relationship between the two [worlds] is a little bit more of a slow burn.

Did Jughead really sink the Island? And is it possible that the Sideways characters are now caught in a time loop in which they might have to go back in time and fulfill the obligation to continuity by detonating the bomb?


LINDELOF: These questions will be dealt with on the show. Should you infer that the detonation of Jughead is what sunk the island? Who knows? But there’s the Foot. What do you get when you see that shot? It looks like New Otherton got built. These little clues [might help you] extrapolate when the Island may have sunk. Start to think about it. A couple of episodes down the road, some of the characters might even discuss it. We will say this: season 6 is not about time travel. It’s about the implications, the aftermath, and the causality of trying to change the past. But the idea of continuing to do paradoxical storytelling is not what we’re interested in this year.

CW orders Tom Welling-produced drama


Tom Welling may be back on The CW next season — at least as a producer. The network has picked up a Welling-produced dramedy pilot set in world of competitive college cheerleading titled Hellcats. It’s Election meets Bring it On.

You thinking what I’m thinking? ‘Cause I’m thinking there may be Smallville-related strings attached to this deal. But that’s pure speculation on my part.

The CW has also given a greenlight to the hour-long pilots Betwixt (about urban-based ‘changelings’ who are responsible for saving humans from evil), and HMS, a Hayden Panettiere-produced (seriously!) drama about med students at Harvard. This is in addition to the two pilots the net ordered last week.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

List of Academy Award nominations

Below is the list of nominees for the 82nd annual Academy Awards. The Oscar ceremony will take place on March 7 and will be televised by ABC.

Best picture

"Avatar"
"The Hurt Locker"
"Precious: Based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire"
"Up in the Air"
"Inglourious Basterds"
"Up"
"The Blind Side"
"District 9"
"An Education"
"A Serious Man"

Actor

George Clooney, "Up in the Air"
Jeff Bridges, "Crazy Heart"
Colin Firth, "A Single Man"
Morgan Freeman, "Invictus"
Jeremy Renner, "The Hurt Locker"

Actress

Meryl Streep, "Julie & Julia"
Sandra Bullock, "The Blind Side"
Gabourey Sidibe, "Precious: Based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire"
Helen Mirren, "The Last Station"
Carey Mulligan, "An Education"

Supporting actor

Matt Damon, "Invictus"
Woody Harrelson, "The Messenger"
Christopher Plummer, "The Last Station"
Stanley Tucci, "The Lovely Bones"
Christoph Waltz, "Inglourious Basterds"

Supporting actress

Vera Farmiga, "Up in the Air"
Mo'Nique, "Precious"
Anna Kendrick, "Up in the Air"
Penelope Cruz, "Nine"
Maggie Gyllenhaal, "Crazy Heart"

Director

Quentin Tarantino, "Inglourious Basterds"
Kathryn Bigelow, "The Hurt Locker"
James Cameron, "Avatar"
Lee Daniels, "Precious: Based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire"
Jason Reitman, "Up in the Air"

Animated feature

"Up"
"Coraline"
"Fantastic Mr. Fox"
"The Princess and the Frog"
"The Secret of Kells"

Original screenplay

"The Hurt Locker"
"Inglourious Basterds"
"The Messenger"
"A Serious Man"
"Up"

Adapted screenplay

"District 9"
"An Education"
"In the Loop"
"Precious"
"Up in the Air"

Best foreign-language film

"Ajami"
"El Secreto de Sus Ojos"
"The Milk of Sorrow"
"Un Prophète"
"The White Ribbon"

Best film editing

"Avatar"
"District 9"
"The Hurt Locker"
"Inglourious Basterds"
"Precious"

Art direction

"Avatar"
"The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus"
"Nine"
"Sherlock Holmes"
"The Young Victoria"

Cinematography

"Avatar"
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"
"The Hurt Locker"
"Inglourious Basterds"
"The White Ribbon"

Costume design

"Bright Star"
"Coco Before Chanel"
"The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus"
"Nine"
"The Young Victoria"

Best documentary feature

"Burma VJ"
"The Cove"
"Food, Inc."
"The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers"
"Which Way Home"

Documentary short

"China's Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province"
"The Last Campaign of Governor Booth Gardner"
"The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant"
"Music by Prudence"
"Rabbit à la Berlin"

Makeup

"Il Divo"
"Star Trek"
"The Young Victoria"

Music (original score)

"Avatar"
"Fantastic Mr. Fox"
"The Hurt Locker"
"Sherlock Holmes"
"Up"

Music (original song)

"Almost There" from "The Princess and the Frog"
"Down in New Orleans" from "The Princess and the Frog"
"Loin de Paname" from "Paris 36"
"Take it All" from "Nine"
"The Weary Kind (Theme from "Crazy Heart") from "Crazy Heart"

Short film, animated

"French Toast"
"Granny O'Grimm's Sleeping Beauty"
"The Lady and the Reaper"
"Logorama"
"A Matter of Loaf and Death"

Short film, live action

"The Door"
"Instead of Abracadabra"
"Kavi"
"Miracle Fish"
"The New Tenants"

Sound editing

"Avatar"
"The Hurt Locker"
"Inglourious Basterds"
"Star Trek"
"Up"

Sound mixing
"Avatar"
"The Hurt Locker"
"Inglourious Basterds"
"Star Trek"
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

Visual effects

"Avatar"
"District 9"
"Star Trek"

What you need to know about ‘Lost’



Let’s be honest — if you haven’t been watching “Lost,” you’re not going to start now. No hourlong recap special is going to make sense of the hatches and exotic matter and time travel. And if you are a fan, there’s nothing we can tell you about the new season, mostly because the producers admirably have kept a lid on the whole thing, not even showing scenes in the previews.

(Theory? Flight 815 lands safely in Los Angeles with everyone from the first season. Except the group involved with the bomb — Kate, Jack, Sawyer, etc. — sense something is not right).


WHAT’S IN A NAME?

Sure, John Locke is a philosopher, and all the scientists have scientist names (Faraday, Hawking). But here are a few references and anagrams you may not have caught.

Richard Alpert — The ageless Other is named after a spiritual teacher who worked with Timothy Leary at Harvard in the 1960s. The real Alpert was given the name “Ram Dass” by an Indian guru, which means “servant of God.” On the show, Alpert is the only one who seemingly speaks to (and gets instructions from) the mysterious Jacob.

Benjamin Linus — Linus was the second pope after Peter. Or in this case, the first after Richard.

Miles — Though the ghost whisperer’s last name is only mentioned in the credits, it’s worth noting that it’s Straume — so that together, it sounds like “maelstrom.”

Hoffs/Drawler funeral home — Where the body of Locke is kept in the Season 3 finale “Through the Looking Glass,” the name is an anagram for “flash forward,” which was, of course, the twist of the episode.

Canton Rainier — The name of a carpet cleaning company, imprinted on the side of a van Ben uses to transport the body of John Locke. The name is an anagram for “reincarnation.”

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

Though critics of the show say “Lost” never answers anything, there have been a number of things — big and small — referenced in early seasons that are later explained.

Polar bear — In the very first episode of “Lost,” a polar bear comes charging out of the jungle. How did it get there? When Jack and Sawyer are imprisoned by the Others, they’re put in bear cages left by the Dharma Initiative, which was using animals to test things like time travel and teleportation. Later, we see Charlotte finding a polar bear skeleton with a Dharma logo on it in the Tunisian desert, likely an early experiment on the “exit” that Ben and Locke later used to get off the island. After the Dharma purge by Ben, likely some of the animals — including that wild polar bear — got free.

The runway — During their capture by the Others in Season 3, Kate and Sawyer are put to work building something. “A runway,” Juliet tells them, though she doesn’t know for what. In Season 5, the Ajira Airways flight uses that runway to safely land. It seems logical that Jacob knew the runway would be needed and ordered it built.

Dr. Pierre Chang’s arm — The Dharma scientist appears in numerous orientation films (often with pseudonyms all related to candles — Halliwax, Wickmund, etc.), often with an immobile or even fake left arm. While this was first seen in Season 2, it was only in last season’s finale that we see Chang having his arm crushed by metal in 1977.

The compass — Richard Alpert shows up to test a young John Locke, asking him to identify items that were “already” his, a reference to real-life tests to find the Dalai Lama. We find out later that Locke, traveling through time, tells Richard when and where he’ll be born, setting himself up for a life of being monitored. The items presented included a compass, which Alpert had given Locke in 2007, saying that he should use it to convince Richard in the past that he was traveling through time.

SCIENTIFIC GLOSSARY

The “Lost” island is based on actual scientific theories, though often with fictional applications.

Casimir Effect — Dr. Chang says the island has a natural one of these. The effect was proposed by Dutch physicist Hendrik Casimir in 1948, the (very simplified) idea of which is that a field of negative energy could be created between two uncharged metallic plates.

Negative energy particles — also called exotic matter — are repelled by gravity rather than attracted by it.

Wormhole — A shortcut through space and time. Theoretically (particularly in science fiction), exotic matter can stabilize a wormhole. That would explain how the island moves. It is a “ship” on one end of a wormhole. When the end of the wormhole is moved, the island moves as well. The other side of the wormhole could be Tunisia, where those who turn the wheel end up.

DID YOU KNOW?

Dodging the smoke monster — Creators originally wanted Michael Keaton to play Jack, and be killed at the end of the two-hour pilot by the smoke monster. They figured it would throw viewers a curveball — they killed the movie star! But cooler heads prevailed, Jack was spared (and recast) and the monster killed the pilot instead.

Casting comedy — Dominic Monaghan as Sawyer? Yunjin Kim as Kate? It didn’t almost happen — but those were the parts for which they originally tried out. Luckily, Dominic was cast as Charlie, and the part of Sun was created for Yunjin.

Drive Shaft’s music — Puzzled by Charlie’s band’s one big hit, “You All Everybody”? Turns out it’s an in-joke, off an Internet meme. There’s a clip from an old Phil Donahue show were a lady in the audience said, “You all everybody, acting like you’re stupid people, and wearing expensive clothes.” Popular on YouTube, the writers used the words verbatim for the lyrics.

Welcome to LOST


For months and months we've been hearing how no new footage would be screened prior to the sixth season premiere of "Lost." However, this past Sunday during "Desperate Housewives" I found myself confronted with so much new footage, I thought I'd drifted off to sleep and was simply dreaming.

This. Is. No. Dream.

ABC has debuted a helluva lot of new stuff in this preview that lets us know the castaways are still island-bound following Jack's plan, which clearly didn't work. There are also a bunch of new faces thrown into the mix and some sky-scraping locations that we've never seen before.

I think my favorite moment comes toward the end when Jack screams "Why is my name written down on this?" before smashing the list in question. Thankfully this wild ride starts tonight!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Ten U.S. Baptists detained trying to take 33 children out of earthquake-shattered Haiti without government permission



Ok, my first comment on this story is that these people came all the way from IDAHO to rescue orphans?
I mean like ok, let me not be to cynical here but I just don't get it. Not to mention these guys don't look
to be dressed like "christian" ministers to me more like a)cult followers or b) opportunist trying to traffic the
children out of the country. Just something in these guys eyes just doesn't sit well with me. I still can't get
over the fact of leaving from IDAHO to bring orphans across the border. Did a church in Haiti even call
for their help? If not then WHY are they even there? I think the Red Cross and other organizations are in
a much better position to help the people of Haiti. I would like to help the children of Haiti but you don't
see me boarding a plane to the Dominican Republic and making my way into Haiti to rescue orphans - why?
Because that's the governments job.

I hope someone gets to the bottom of this and can make sense out of this because right now I'm just seeing
a whole lot of crazy.

'Jersey Shore' Cast, MTV Strike Deal


MTV gave The Situation, Snooki, Pauly D and the rest of the crew a deadline of today at the end of business, or else they'd all be replaced. We know the offer on the table was $10,000 per episode ... we do not know the magic number that ended the stalemate.

We're told lawyers are trying to work out specific language and terms and they're all hoping they can put a bow on it tonight.

We've learned Vinny accepted MTV's $10,000 per episode offer. We're told one of the terms the lawyers are hammering out is the number of appearances the cast can make outside the show. Cast members -- especially Snooki, Pauly D and The Situation -- want the right to appear at as many as four clubs and other venues a week ... where they've been raking in good money in appearance fees.