Monday, August 3, 2009

Exes Three-Way-Smackdown Three-Timing Man


Beware a scorned woman. Or in this case, three scorned women.

So goes this classic tale: Married dude courts three ladies. Ladies find out. Ladies lure dude into hotel room with promise of massage. Once inside, ladies glue dude's private parts with Krazy Glue. (Inspired by that old Sean Young-James Woods urban legend, perhaps?)

Krazy indeed! The three women, who intricately planned the hotel beatdown, also physically attacked the three-timer and demanded to know which woman he loved most. They finally relented and took off after the guy started screaming for help -- but only after taking off with his cell phone, wallet and car. Whoa.

To end this story on a somewhat-cheerful note (depending on your sympathies), the dude and his penis suffered minor injuries, but are recovering steadily. Personally, we're also feeling way better, mostly because the worst thing we've ever done to an ex is tell his friends he cries after sex.  I think he should be glad that they didn't choose to do a Lorena Bobbitt on him!

Eminem Threatens to Leak Nude Photos of Mariah Carey


Rapper Eminem claims he has nude photos of pop queen Mariah Carey – and he’s threatening to leak them.

The rapper and the diva have been engaged in a war of words for some time now, years after their brief rumored romance back in 2001. But in a new song called “The Warning,” Eminem spills very intimate details of the alleged relationship and threatens to expose additional pictures and voice mail messages if she and husband Nick Cannondon’t back off.

The song was a response to Carey’s song and video “Obsessed,” in which she dresses up as a man who appears to be Eminem. The songbird calls the rapper “delusional” for insinuating that the two slept together on his track “Bagpipes for Baghdad.” In the video for “Obsessed,” the Eminem look-a-like eventually gets hit by a bus while trying to snap a picture of Carey.


VIDEO: Click here to see Mariah Carey's 'Obsessed' video.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hpiwPXkbVc