Saturday, January 23, 2010

'Caprica' Rebooting the reboot?


How can Caprica possibly succeed? It is a prequel to a remake to a rip-off. Of course, that remake, the updatedBattlestar Galactica, was actually one of the greatest TV shows ever, but that only indicates just how impossible Caprica’s task really is. The new BSG was great precisely because it literally destroyed everything Caprica is. The original 2003 miniseries introduced us to the kind of science-fiction space culture we all got bored with somewhere between Star Trek: Voyager and Stargate: Atlantis. The fact that most of the main cast was in the military recalled everything from the Federation to the Mobile Infantry to the Earth Alliance. Caprica City resembled leftover digital effects from Matt LeBlanc’s Lost in Space remake. The planets all had Zodiac names, and everyone worshiped the Greek gods, because the simple truism about science fiction is that gods don’t exist, unless they are Greek, in which case they are aliens.

Of course, in the BSG miniseries, Caprica City soon resembled an empty pile of irradiated rubble, and all that was left of human civilization was a morally ambiguous band of survivors, in search of a home… called Earth. More than the gritty handheld style, more than the twisted storytelling, more than the dynamite actors, it was that essential act of destruction that madeBSG instantly important. It felt like a complete reboot of the whole science-fiction genre on television. It was like the producers were sending us all a message: No more clichès. No more goofy-named planets with only one climate. No more Naboo.

Caprica is the reverse-twist. Where BSG was shadowy and hushed, Caprica’s series premiere feels overlit and expansive. Where BSG mostly avoided the specifics of Twelve Colonies culture, Caprica dives right in. In just the first two hours, we’ve already learned that Adama is a Tauron name, and Taurons were a repressed ethnicity (fill in your own metaphorical blank here: the Adama brothers are played by an Hispanic and an Israeli; the Tauron language resembles Ancient Greek; we saw Sam Adama execute a mob hit covered in tattoos that recall the Russian mafia.)

We’ve also seen some real government (not the slapped-together politicizing of BSG’s Quorum of Twelve), and the kind of computer technology that BSG’s miniseries specifically destroyed — you’ll remember that the only reason the Cylons couldn’t instantly destroy the Galactica was because it was one of the few ships to not have integrated networks. I never fully understood what this meant, but now, thanks to Caprica, we know: it means that nobody on Caprica had glittery virtual reality sunglasses or paper-thin touch-screen computers. No wonder everyone was so depressed.

What I’m trying to say is that Caprica is — purposefully, I think — trying to be everything BSGwas not. That’s a good thing, but also dangerous. It means that maybe the best-case-scenario with Caprica is that it becomes a noble failure: good, even great, but still a shadow of the original. The worst-case scenario, of course, is that it pimps out elements of the original show in nonsensical ways just to get attention, answers questions that didn’t need answering, and ends up cheapening the whole brand. I’m looking at you, The Plan.

But I’m talking too much about Battlestar Galactica, and this is Caprica, and I’d say that this show, wherever it goes from here, had a dynamic, thrilling, addictive series premiere. It was problematic, sure, and there’s one glaring child-sized elephant in the room that we have to address, but as the credits rolled I had the giddy feeling that I had just seen something completely new and different. In the interest of keeping this short, I’m going to limit myself to four main observations about last night.

1. Esai Morales is this show’s MVP
Everyone on the cast had their moments in the premiere: Eric Stoltz managed to convincingly play Daniel Graystone as a grieving father, a tormented genius, and an amoral corporate CEO; Paula Malcomson had a bit less to do as the grieving wife, but she did it well (I can’t wait to see this David Milch muse from Deadwood and John from Cincinnati unleash some invective — something tells me “Frak” and its derivatives will sound like gutter poetry coming out of her mouth.)

Polly Walker played a monotheist in polytheist clothes; she didn’t factor very much into the pilot, but what little we learned about her was intriguing, indeed. And I’m frankly unsure what to make of Alessandra Torresani — she has by far the hardest role, playing both Zoe Graystone and her holo-duplicate. I thought she had a perfect grasp of real-Zoe but seemed a little bit uncertain how to play Avatar-Zoe. Then again, Avatar-Zoe is supposed to be existentially uncertain. Mark this as “Wait and See.”

But Esai Morales, for my money, makes the whole show. Unlike the Graystones, he doesn’t wear his sadness on his sleeve; he represses it. You get the sense that Joe Adams has repressed a whole lot of things in his life: from his Tauron upbringing to his shady dealings to his own last name. The fact that he wears his Don Draper hat very well doesn’t hide the fact that he feels deeply uncomfortable wearing it, and all the trappings of Caprican existence.

Despite his lineage, I’m wondering if Joe isn’t going to be this series’ Kara Thrace — someone who cuts through both the lofty galactic melodrama and the heavier philosophical notions at work. He certainly forms the perfect opposite number for Daniel Graystone — I thought their scenes together crackled with energy, as if both men knew exactly how different they were, but also felt close to each other in a way neither man feels in their respective stratus. There was a ready familiarity in the way that Joe says, “Never seen you smoke on TV,” and the way that Daniel almost smiles when he mumbles, “Company image, and all that.”

But about that lineage. Morales has a harder job than (almost) anyone on Caprica as far as the prequel stuff goes. He has to find some way to believably play the father of Bill Adama, a character whose patriarchal persona was etched in concrete by Edward James Olmos. And for my money, Morales rose to the challenge. He manages to suggest Olmos’ single-minded moral strength — when he says, “They’re dead and they’re not coming back, and we have to honor them by continuing to live as best as we can,” you can see in microcosm how someone could learn to be a savior of humanity.

Yet Morales also makes Joe a more ambiguous, even challenging figure. A man of the law who works for criminals, Joe is also a powerless, invisible working class nobody in the midst of an economic boom. His problems aren’t of galactic importance, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t universal. I’m not saying that Morales is better than Olmos, per se, just that he manages to be very different, with just enough of the same. It’s the two versions of Eric Clapton’s “Layla” — the DNA is the same, but the effect is completely different.

2. Monotheism vs. Polytheism
Asks Agent Duram, “It doesn’t concern you, sister? That kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all-powerful being, whose judgment cannot be questioned? And in whose names the most horrendous of acts can be sanctioned without apple?”

You gotta love a show that takes a chainsaw to half the global population’s belief system! Even more, you have to love Caprica for lifting the old monotheistic/polytheistic divide of BSGand exploring it from a completely different perspective. On BSG, the humans were polytheists and the Cylons had one true God; on Caprica, we learn that monotheism is a fringe religion that has inspired at least one possible terrorist organization, the Soldiers of the One.

The series premiere laid in a host of other religious side notes which indicate that the polytheism of the Twelve Colonies seems to have variations from planet to planet (like the black gloves Joe wears as funeral attire, said to be a Tauron tradition), but the central fascination for me was the intelligent debate between the polytheistic mainstream and the monotheistic fringe. When you listen to Agent Duram, what he says makes sense: sure, it seems wrong to judge the world in some singular right/wrong divide.

But then, we got Lacy’s flashback, in which Zoe almost seemed to answer Duram’s argument with a corollary: “There is truth in the world, Lace. There is a right and there is a wrong. And there is a God. A God who knows the difference.” Call me a total geek for tormented agnosticism, but I’m excited by the uncommon intelligence with which the show is handling the usually-avoided topic of religion.

3. Avatar ZoeI took a class about Shakespeare movies once, and for half the semester we literally watched nothing but Hamlet. There was Laurence Oliver’s Hamlet, and Mel Gibson’s, and Kenneth Branagh’s. There was a Russian Hamlet with Soviet imagery, a silent GermanHamlet where Hamlet was secretly a woman, and Ethan Hawke’s Hamlet, which is a classic that will hopefully always be overlooked.

Anyhow, one thing our teacher wanted us to take away from all the Hamlet was a simple understanding of what Shakespeare was getting at: the complete dichotomy between who we are and how people see us. Because we get to see Hamlet the tragic hero, the thoughtful and endlessly quotable guy who talks straight to the audience in lengthy soliloquies and seems existentially uncertain about how to live his life. But the other characters in the play don’t see that Hamlet: all they see is a manic, possibly insane rich kid who mourns for his dead dad by going on a killing spree and totally freaking out his mom.

The question being, then: Who is Hamlet, really? Does it matter if he’s secretly the most fascinating human being in fictional history, if all the people around him see someone very different? Are we who we are, or are we what everyone else thinks we are?

This is heavy stuff for a TV show, and I’m not sure how well Caprica can pull it off, but by the gods, it’s trying. The Zoe Avatar, if I understand correctly, is a composite personality of every piece of available information about Zoe:

“Medical scans, DNA profiles, psych evaluations, school records, email, recordings, video, audio, CAT scans, Genetic typing, synaptic records, security cameras, test results, shopping records, talent shows, ball games, traffic tickets, restaurant bills, phone records, music lists, movie tickets, tv habits… even prescriptions for birth control.”

I find this whole notion fascinating, a brain teaser that goes deeper than the old “I’m a robot who thinks, does that mean I’m alive” plotline. Can you perfectly clone someone’s whole being just by observing everything about them in the physical world? Does that mean you’re missing the soul? Or is it possible that one’s “soul” is not some inner mystery, but rather, is present in every interaction with the outside world?

A more basic question you’re probably all asking: is it completely ridiculous that a high schooler would figure out a way to make artificial intelligence when no one else in twelve worlds has? Yes, it is. It’s just as ridiculous as a high school student creating a wrist mechanism that fires an adhesive substance that’s strong as steel but dissolves after one hour. But you know what? I always like it better when Spider-Man had web shooters. And I’m willing to accept that Zoe Graystone was a super genius, especially now that she’s dead. Belief: Suspended!

4. Willie Adama
I’m not sure if the choice to have an adolescent version of William Adama in this show is a very brave or very stupid story choice. Certainly, having him on Caprica adds a weird note of ancestral melodrama: We learned that his mother and sister were killed on his eleventh birthday, and that his father was present for the creation of the Cylons, who would become his enemy.

I mean no offense to the actor portraying young William, Sina Najafi (if nothing else, he’s much better than Jake Lloyd), but I’m just not sure to what extent his presence in the show will ever be more than a concrete reminder of just how much Caprica has to live up to. But then again, I have to admit that I teared up a little bit when Joe told his son their real name — “Adama. A-DA-ma!” — and Bear McCreary’s score dipped into just a little of the old Bill-and-Lee-Adama theme, “Admiral and Commander.”

What did you think of the beginning of Caprica, viewers? Do you like that this show is more realistic, or do you miss zooming through space with Galactica? How good would Capricahave to be to measure up? And do you agree with me that Esai Morales could make the phone book sound like an existential quandary?

'Hope For Haiti Now': The telethon's 10 best performances


Tonight’s George Clooney-organized, multi-network Hope For Haiti Now telethon was a subdued, classy affair, thankfully free of any awkward “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” moments. In all, the two-hour telecast included 19 musical performances, most of which were terrific. I could name two female artists who were a bit out of their league, but since they were singing for charity, I won’t. Instead, I’ll run down what were, in my humble opinion, the 10 best numbers of the night. (You can download them all, by the way, on iTunes.)

10. Justin Timberlake and Matt Morris I confess I’d never heard of Matt Morris before. But after his and Timberlake’s sensitive, almost half-tempo duet performance of Leonard Cohen’s oft-covered “Hallelujah,” I’m a convert.

9. Bruce Springsteen The Boss recorded Pete Seeger’s protest anthem “We Shall Overcome” for his 2006 Pete Seeger Sessions release. But I was crazy about his choice of instrumentation tonight: guitar, accordion, four backup singers, and trumpet.

8. Stevie Wonder Time constraints surely forced him to perform an abridged version (no pun intended) of Simon and Garfunkel’s “Bridge Over Troubled Water.” But Wonder conveyed deep emotion (not to mention amazing vocal range) in half the time.

7. Wyclef Jean The Haitian native began his medley with the reggae classic “Rivers of Babylon” (from one of the best albums I’ve ever heard, the soundtrack to 1972’s The Harder They Come) and ended it with an hard-driving number that felt kind of like a commercial forAnderson Cooper 360 (the anchor, who ably cohosted tonight, received two shout-outs). But it was the perfect ending to the evening.

6. Christina Aguilera We’ve always known Xtina was a gifted singer. But her belt-tastic performance of her new ballad “Lift Me Up” (a track from her upcoming Bionic CD) was reminiscent of Whitney Houston in her prime.

5. BeyoncĂ© There was so much to love about her stripped-down version of “Halo.” For starters, there was Chris Martin on piano. And the lyric change from “Baby, I can see your halo” to “Haiti, I can see your halo” was appropriate and lovely.

4. Alicia Keys The ridiculously talented singer-songwriter opened the telethon with the plaintive “Prelude to a Kiss” from her As I Am record. Her impassioned wailing at the end represented all the crying victims we’ve seen in the streets of Haiti.

3. Sting Just when the show was starting to get a little too ballad-heavy, out came Sting to perform a seminal uptempo Police track from 1980, “Driven to Tears,” complete with horns. Leave it to one of the planet’s most awe-inspiring musicians to have the tightest band of the night.

2. Jennifer Hudson The Oscar winner’s take on the Beatles’ “Let It Be” was part soul, part Caribbean, all diva. This is a woman who knows pain and heartache, and it showed.

1. Mary J. Blige I’ve loved Stephen Foster’s Civil War lament “Hard Times Come Again No More” ever since I heard Mare Winningham perform it in the 1995 film Georgia. (Bob Dylan is perhaps its most celebrated interpreter.) But Blige brought it 150 years forward with her incredibly moving rendition. If this didn’t get people watching to call and offer help, I don’t know what will.

Who was your favorite performer of the telethon?

Conan O'Brien Says Good Bye to the Tonight Show



All My Children Shake Ups


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It's been weeks since All My Children dropped head writer Charles Pratt Jr.Today, the ABC soap which has just celebrated its 40th anniversary on the air, made a decision about the future story lines for the show. David Kreizman and Donna Swajeski are the new co-head writers of All My Children. The duo have worked together in the past; in 2007 they were winners of the Writers Guild Award for heading up the Guiding Light writing staff.

ABC Daytime prez Brian Frons, was effusive in praising the writers, saying, "David and Donna are the perfect team to bring new ideas to All My Children while remaining true to its core by telling stories with a focus on the integrity of the show's history, its characters and families on the canvas." It helps that Donna actually began her soap writing career atAMC, working directly with the show's creator, Agnes Nixon.

While I like the work Kreizman and Swajeski have done in daytime, I can't be overjoyed about this hiring. Unfortunately, soap operas rarely hire outside the field. The cruel fact is that the best way to get a job as a soap writer is to be a soap writer. The instances when an outsider brings a fresh perspective to the genre are rare indeed.

Hogan Sheffer is the most famous example of someone who came from beyond soap land. He was developing scripts for movies like My Dog Skip, Galaxy Quest and What Lies Beneath before becoming a soap scribe. And at first he was electrifying with the work he did on As the World Turns.

See, that's because he was coming from the outside. My concern for AMCis that Kreizman and Swajeski will serve up the same old, same old. After the rough time with Pratt, I'm sure AMC fans are hoping that Kreizman and Swajeski restore some continuity and character driven storytelling, while bringing something new and interesting to the venerable soap.

Balloon Boy Mom's Interviews Contradict Husband


A newly released video shows the mother of the 6-year-old boy purported to be in a runaway balloon finally acknowledging to authorities it was all a hoax - contrary to her husband's repeated public denials just before reporting to jail.

The video interviews obtained by the Fort Collins Coloradoan Friday show Mayumi Heene telling sheriff's officials that the Oct. 15 event was a hoax that she and her husband orchestrated to gain notoriety and land a reality TV show.

"We tried working so hard to make money to survive. It's a shame to come up with this idea," Mayumi Heene told a Larimer County Sheriff's investigator during an interview days after the flight televised worldwide. "This was something that could take me, take us to the point we wanted to be at."
Richard Heene told The Associated Press before reporting to jail that he truly believed his son was in the balloon but pleaded guilty to prevent his wife from being deported to Japan.

"Now folks out there will probably be saying, ah this is a bunch of crap, but there are lies, after lies, after lies that have been told to persecute me," Heene told the AP, days before beginning his jail term.

Richard Heene also said that because his wife's first language is Japanese, she got confused and thought that "hoax" meant "an exhibition" when authorities questioned her.

In her interview with the sheriff's official, Mayumi Heene said she earned a bachelor's degree in English literature from a Japanese college. She told the sheriff's investigator about the hoax after she was told she'd just failed a lie detector test. Richard Heene also was told he failed a polygraph test, but he continued to maintain his innocence. He also said he was tired and has diabetes and that he needed to see his wife.

Steven C. Barber, a 48-year-old filmmaker who has known Heene for more than 10 years, said last week that he still believes in him and plans to prove him right with a documentary he expects to release later this year titled, "Balloon Boy: Guilty Until Proven Innocent."

US Babies Get Smaller, Puzzling Scientists

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U.S. newborns are arriving a little smaller, says puzzling new Harvard research that can't explain why.

Fatter mothers tend to produce heavier babies, and obesity is soaring. Yet the study of nearly 37 million births shows newborns were a bit lighter in 2005 than in 1990, ending a half-century of rising birth weights.

The change isn't big: The average birth weight of full-term babies is just under 7½ pounds, a drop of about 1.8 ounces, researchers reported Thursday in the journal Obstetrics & Gynecology.
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Birth weight has major health implications. Babies born too big face higher risks of obesity and diabetes. Those born to small may be at risk for chronic diseases.

That's surprising considering doctor warnings about 9-pound, or bigger, babies. So the researchers double-checked.

The proportion born large for their gestational age dropped about 2 percent, which is good.

"What physicians are responding to is that the bigger babies are getting bigger," said lead researcher Dr. Emily Oken of Harvard Pilgrim Health Care. Plus, "babies are still bigger than they were 30, 40, 50 years ago. It's just the trend seems to have flattened or reversed itself."

That's particularly true for women at lowest risk for too-small babies: White, well-educated, married non-smokers who got early prenatal care. Still, their babies, on average, weighed 2.8 ounces less over the study period.

Babies born too big are at increased risk of obesity and diabetes later in life. On the other hand, babies born too small may require intensive care right away and also be at risk for later chronic diseases. The proportion of babies small for their gestational age did increase slightly, by 1 percent, Oken said.

Moreover, babies' length at birth suggests even full-term pregnancies are 2.5 days shorter than they used to be. That can't account for all the weight change, and Oken couldn't find a full explanation from the birth certificates she studied.

Oken excluded premature babies, as well as twins or other multiples, from her study. (Obese mothers also are at higher risk of having a preemie.) Yes, there are more scheduled cesarean sections or induced labors now, but her analysis concluded that wasn't to blame.

But that's not clear as induction often isn't listed on birth certificates, and the study found a drop in babies born at 40 or 41 weeks gestation, noted Dr. Joann Petrini, an adviser to the March of Dimes.

Regardless, it's too soon know what this drop means for babies but "we should keep vigilant" about any decline among the smallest newborns, Petrini said.

The study uses the most recent data available from official U.S. birth certificates.

All My Children Actor James Mitchell Dies


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All My Children actor James Mitchell died Friday of lung disease complicated by pneumonia, ABC announced. He was 89.

A Sacramento, Calif., native, Mitchell played patriarch Palmer Cortlandt on the ABC soap opera for three decades. Mitchell had most recently appeared on the series' 40th anniversary special on Jan. 5.

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Before moving to Pine Valley, Mitchell spent many years on Broadway as a trained dancer. He starred in musicals such asBillion Dollar Baby, Carousel, Funny Girl and The King and I, in addition to performing with the American Ballet Theater. Mitchell's other screen work included films such as The Turning Point, The Band Wagon, and Oklahoma! and other TV series like Charlie's Angels.

Outside of his work on All My Children from 1979 to 2009, Mitchell taught theater students and actors at Yale and Drake Universities. Mitchell is survived by his longtime partner, Albert Wolsky.