Octomom Thinks Jon Gosselin Is 'Hot'

Looks like Jon Gosselin has one admirer: Octomom Nadya Suleman. "I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin," the single mother of fourteen told Radar Online. "I think he's hot!" And it seems the two have one thing in common: kids should not be on reality TV. Suleman insists she has no reality show plans of her own adding, "I already made up my mind a long time ago," she said. "I think it's exploitative. I don't care what the dollar amount would be. It's not worth it. It's not healthy for the kids." Hmm.. Jon and Nadya plus 22?

Suleman went further to chat about Gosselin's estranged wife, Kate. "I feel for her. I wish everyone would leave her alone... I'm sure she trusts herself and trusts that she's strong enough to handle it."

But she doesn't recommend the mother of eight to date. "I don't think any single mother of any amount of kids should start dating," she added.

Earlier this year, Suleman was singing a different tune, mocking Kate's swimsuit body. During her episode of 'Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage', Suleman criticized the 'Jon & Kate Plus 8' star for getting a tummy tuck after having her sextuplets. "I feel like it's cheating [to get a tummy-tuck]. It's her choice. If she has enough money to fix herself, let her... I have a better shape, though. I'm sorry, no offense to her."

Britney's New Beau Would Make a "Dream" Husband

After a rocky romance with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib and a devastating marriage to Kevin Federline, Britney Spears has found love with agent Jason Trawick -- and her mother, Lynne, thinks he is The One, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue (on newsstands now).

"Lynne said, 'He's the kind of man you would dream of your daughter marrying. The kids love him, and he's stable,'" a friend tells Us Weekly.

Trawick, 37, stood by Spears, 27, during her darkest moments (she was involuntarily committed twice to a psychiatric hospital in 2008 and lost custody of sons Sean, 4, and Jayden, 3, the year before).

"Most everyone else abandoned her, but Jason refused to be completely cut out of Britney's life," says a source. "He's very protective of her."

Besides his quick wit and ability to make her laugh in any situation, sources tell Us Trawick accepts Britney - drama and all.

"She has been honest with Jason about what she’s been through in a way that I don’t think she’s been with other people, and he always preferred to not sugarcoat the harsh reality of what happened to her," says a pal. "He tells her when she should take responsibility for her own actions."

For much more on Spears - including how she is still haunted by the effect her mental illness had on her boys, how she has repaired her once rocky relationship with her mother and how Trawick has already began acting as "dad" to the singer's sons - pick up the new Us Weekly today!

Exclusive: Who's dying on 'Desperate Housewives'?

Although he insisted he wasn’t killing off any characters in this November’s big Wisteria Lane plane crash, Desperate Housewives boss man Marc Cherry has decided, on second thought, to kill several, including one that my mole says is a fan favorite. But who? Frontrunners for the ill-fated fan fave, as far as I can see, are:

The Vitale Family: Yup, I said it. Wipe out the whole family! This is like watching the season 2 all over again with Betty Applewhite and her moving into Wisteria Lane during the night time just in time to say GOOD MORNING to everyone and introduce them to her son, while leaving the other son locked away in the basement. And we all know how that turned out. Gabby lost her baby thanks in part to this family.

Orson: How do you write a klepto-killing blackmailer like this out of the corner he’s in? You write him out, period.

Karl: By the time his affair with Bree ends in disaster (and it will), Susan’s ex will have tried out pretty much every mattress in the neighborhood. Maybe now it’s time for him to test-drive a coffin.

Katherine: Time’s running out before her nervous breakdown stops being funny and starts being sad. Maybe she’d be better off if time was simply up.

Andrew: Shawn Pyfrom asked to be taken off contract this season so that he could pursue other interests in his free time. Having a plane crash into his character would give him even more free time, now wouldn’t it?

Julie: Given all her problems this season (pregnancy scare, adulterous affair, near-death strangulation, having Susan as a mother, etc.), I wouldn’t be surprised if she ran into the path of the plane.

Bob and/or Lee: These two aren't getting much screen time this season and are not as fun as Cam and Mitchell from Modern Family. And they moved in to Betty Applewhite's old house so if we follow 6 degrees of separation they should have something fall on them! LOL

Jackson: It’s a classic soap opera twist: A well-liked character vanishes, only to return on the very day tragedy strikes. But Cherry wouldn’t be that cruel… or would he?

Lynette's babies: I'm thinking that Lynette does not want these babies and this would be a perfect excuse to have her - um, well "loose them." If the explosion from the plane were to knock her down a flight of stairs she could have a miscarriage and while surviving herself be left without the newbies.

Carlos or John Rowland: Either one of these could send Gabby's world into a talespin and who would be there to pick up the pieces? OWWW JUICY!

And here I go hoping beyond all hope, why not use this airplane crash to bring back ah let's say EDIE! She can rise from the ashes so-to-speak and we find that she wasn't dead after all and that she's been in a clinical facility in a coma. Remember, we never saw a body only ashes. So her husband could have signed her into such a facility unknown to everyone else before he died trying to kill Mike. SO PLEASE bring back EDIE BRIT - STAT!

So who do you think will bite it? And remember, the doomed character may not be on the above list – my guesses are educated, sure, but not infallible – so feel free to suggest your own candidate(s) below…